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How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?
Santa Singh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink
poison n let lion eat me. JJJ

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale
ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."

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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

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2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mein Job maang raha hai."